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The Apollo 10 Turd Incident

5 13 29 44 CDR Oh - Who did it?
05 13 29 46 CMP Who did what?
05.13 29 47 LMP What?
05 13 29 49 CDR Who did it? (Laughter)
05 13 29 51 LMP Where did that come from?
05 13 29 52 CDR Give me a napkin quick. There's a turd floating through the air.
05 13 29 55 CMP I didn't do it. It ain't one of mine.
05 13 29 57 LMP I don't think it's one of mine.
05 13 29 59 CDR Mine was a little more sticky than that. Throw that away.
05 13 30 06 CMP God almighty.
05 lB 30 08 SC (Laughter)
05 13 30 10 CDR What do you see?
05 13 30 12 CMP Nothing, that's enough for me.
05 13 30 16 LMP Yes.
05 13 30 18 CMP Nice going there.
05 13 30 20 LMP No more turds are going to fit in there.
05 13 30 23 CDR Is that waste compartment full?
05 13 30 26 CMP No, hell; there's nothing in there.
05 13 30 28 LMP It goes all the way down to the -
05 13 30 30 SC (Laughter)
05 13 30 32 LMP Hell, when I got in there, I had to stick my hand in there and ... - He put it in the bag, didn't he? You guys been trying to stick it through there with your fingers?
05 13 39 40 SC (Laughter)
It's on the record. Page 414.

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